FIt was so nice throwing big par Cties
Jump into the pool from the bal Gcony
Everyone swimming in a cham Dmpagne sea
FAnd there are no rules when you show up Chere
Bass beat rattling the chande Glier
Feeling so Gatsby for that whole Dmyear
CSo why'd you have to rain on my Gparade?
FI'm shaking my head, I'm locking the Ggates
This is why we can't have Cnice things, Gdarling
CBecause you break them, GI had to take them Amaway
FThis is why we can't have Cnice things, Ghoney (oh)
DmDid you think I wouldn't hear all the things you said about Gme?
FThis is why we can't have Cnice things
FIt was so nice being friends a Cgain
There I was giving you a second Gchance
But you stabbed me in the back while shaking my Dmhand
CAnd therein lies the issue, friends don't try to Gtrick you
CAnd so I took an axe to a men Dmded fence
FBut I'm not the only friend you've lost Clately (mmm-mmm)
If only you Gweren't so Fshady
This is why we can't have Cnice things, Gdarling
CBecause you break them, GI had to take them Amaway
FThis is why we can't have Cnice (nice things) things (baby), Ghoney (oh)
DmDid you think I wouldn't hear all the things you said about Gme?
FThis is why we can't have-
CHere's a toast to my real friends
GThey don't care about the he said, she said
CAnd here's to my baby
GHe ain't reading what they call me lately
CAnd here's to my mama
GHad to listen to all this drama
CAnd here's to Gyou
'Cause Dmforgiveness is a nice thing to Fdo
This is why we can't have Cnice things, Gdarling (darling)
CBecause you break them, GI had to take them Amaway
FThis is why we can't have Cnice (uh-uh) things (oh no), Ghoney (baby, oh)
DmDid you think I wouldn't hear all the things you said about Gme?
GThis is why we can't have Cnice things, Gdarling (oh)
CAnd here's to my Greal friends
(Oh) Cbecause you break them, GI had to take them
CAnd here's to my Gbaby
(Oh) Cnice things, Ghoney
FThey didn't care about the Ghe said, she said
CDid you think I wouldn't hear all the things you said about Gme?
GThis is why we can't have (Stop) nice things
