DSanta is a furry freak With Bmepic superpowers
He Dflies to every human home In Bmunder fourteen hours
E7He's a master A7burglar A E7pro at pickin' A7locks
If you E7don't leave milk and A7cookies out GmHe will put dung A7in your socks
If Dyou act nicely through the night and Bmdon't jump on your bed
DSanta comes with sugar plums and Bmhurls them at your head
But E7if you're on his A7naughty list He E7shoots missiles at your A7toes
He E7might just roast your A7chestnuts With his Gmpowerful flame Athrower
BmRein, rein, rein, rein, F#mrein! GDeer, deer, deer, deer, Ddeer!
BmI don't know what F#7Christmas is But GChristmas Atime is Dhere!
DHe's compelled his creepy elves To Bmdo his every wish
One Dsought to be a dentist now he's Bmsleeping with the fish
E7Mrs. Claus, she A7works the pole E7Plans her man's de A7mise
E7Soon the elves will A7all rise up And Gmstab out Santa's Aeyes!
BmHo, ho, ho, ho, F#mho! GEarthlings are so Dweird!
BmI don't know what F#7Christmas is But GChristmas Atime is Dhere!
BmHo, ho, ho, ho, F#mho! GEarthlings are so Dweird!
BmI don't know what F#7Christmas is But GChristmas Atime is Dhere!
BmWhat the heck's a F#mturtle dove And Gwho lit up that Ddeer?
BmI don't know what F#7Christmas is But GChristmas Atime is Dhere!
BmI don't know what F#7Christmas is But GChristmas Atime is Dhere!
Or maybe it's Dthere Or it's somewhere I don't know
