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Down's Syndrome Girl
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You've G got to look your best tonight
You Em7 tubby little parasite
'Cause C there's a lovely lady and she's Cm waiting for D you
And G though her pretty face may seem
A Em7 special person's wettest dream
BeC fore you get to see it there are Cm things you must D do
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We'll C try a Cm tie and Bm boutonniere of Em yellow
Or a C rose that Cm shows that Bm you're a classy Em fellow
With the C posh paCm nache of Bm Jefferson at E7 Monticello
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I G know you just can't wait to stare
At Em7 all that luscious orange hair
But, C boy, before you touch a single Cm curl
You Bm must impress that ultra bloomin'
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On G any normal day you reek
As Em7 if you're on a farting streak
Your C finger's up your
nose and you are Cm dripping with D drool
But G if you want a lady's love
You're Em7 better off by smelling of
A C gentleman's cologne instead of Cm sneakers and D stool
A C squirt, a Cm spurt
Of Bm something just for Em Ellen
And you'll C see, that Cm she
Will Bm find you so Em compellin'
And she C does, beCm cause
The Bm only smell that E7 she'll be smellin'
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You G wanna take that little whore
And Em7 spin her on the dancing floor,
But C boy, before you do a single Cm twirl
You Bm must impress that effervescing,
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Her A eyes are emerald F#m7 portals
To a C#m secret land of Dm love
And her A smile is like the F#m7 sweetest summer C#m flower
Her A kiss is so inF#m7 viting
And her C#m hugs are so deDm lighting
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And what makes G# them really A# nice
Is that they've Cm got a little C# spice,
Because they're A tighter than a B vise
And they go C#m on for an D hour
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My F boy, between the two of us,
We'll Dm7 get you on that shorty bus
And A# then you're gonna take it for a A#m whirl.
Now A# go impress that A#m super-thrilling,
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