Set Cfire Fto your Chair F
Poke a Cstick at a Fgrizzly Cbear F
Eat CmediFcines that's Cout of Fdate
Use your Cprivate Fparts as Cpiranha Fbait
CDumb Em7ways to Amdie, Cmaj9so Fmany dumb ways to D7die G G7
CDumb Em7ways to Amdie, Cmaj9so Fmany dumb ways to Gdie C
Get your Ctoast out Fwith a Cfork F
Do your Cown Felectrical Cwork F
CTeach Fyourself how to Cfly F
Eat a Ctwo week Fold Cunrefrigerated Fpie
CDumb Em7ways to Amdie, Cmaj9so Fmany dumb ways to D7die G G7
CDumb Em7ways to Amdie, Cmaj9so Fmany dumb ways to Gdie C
Invite a Cpsycho-FkillerC inside F
Scratch a Cdrug dealer's Fbrand new Cride F
Take yourC helmet Foff in Couter space F
Use your Cclothes Fdryer as a Chiding Fplace
CDumb Em7ways to Amdie, Cmaj9so Fmany dumb ways to D7die G G7
CDumb Em7ways to Amdie, Cmaj9so Fmany dumb ways to Gdie C
Keep a CrattlesFnake as a Cpet F
Sell Cboth the kidneys Fon the Cinternet F
CEat aF tube of CsuperFglue
"I wonder what's this red button Fdo?"
CDumb Em7ways to Amdie, Cmaj9so Fmany D7dumb ways to Gdie G7
CDumb Em7ways to Amdie, Cmaj9so Fmany dumb ways to Gdie C
AmDress up Cmaj9like a Fmoose during Ghunting Fseason G
AmDisturb a Cmaj9nest of Fwasps for no Ggood Freason
GStand on the edge of a Amtrain station platform
CDrive around the boom gates at a Flevel crossing
GRun across the tracks between the Amplatforms
FThey may not rhyme but they're Gquite possibly
CDumb Em7ways to Amdie,
CDumb Em7ways to Amdie
CDumb Em7ways to Amdie
CDumb Em7ways to Amdie, Cmaj9so Fmany Gdumb ways to Cdie
