D I forget how the West was won
A I forget if this was ever fun
Bm I just learned these people only Graise you to cage you
D Sarahs and Hannahs in their Sunday best
A Clutching their pearls, sighing "what a mess"
Bm I just learned these people try and Gsave you 'cause they hate you
DToo high a Ghorse for a simple Dgirl to rise Aabove it
DThey slammed the Gdoor on my whole Dworld
The one thing I Awanted
And DI'm running with my dress unbuttoned
G Screaming, "But Daddy, I love him
AI'm having his baby
No I'm Gnot but you should see your faces"
DI'm telling him to floor it through the fences
G No, I'm not coming to my senses
AI know he's crazy, but he's the Gone I want
D Dutiful daughter, all my plans were laid
A Tendrils tucked into a woven braid
Bm Growing up precocious sometimes means
G Not growing up at all
D He was chaos, he was revelry
A Bedroom eyes like a remedy
Bm Soon enough, the elders had Gconvened down at the city hall
D "Stay away from Gher," the Dsaboteurs protested Atoo much
D Lord knows the Gwords we never Dheard
Just screeching tires and Atrue love
And DI'm running with my dress unbuttoned
G Screaming, "But Daddy, I love him
AI'm having his baby
No I'm Gnot but you should see your faces"
DI'm telling him to floor it through the fences
G No, I'm not coming to my senses
AI know he's crazy, but he's the Gone I want
D I'll tell you something Aright now
I'd rather burn my whole Bmlife down
Than listen to one more Gsecond of all this xxxxxing and moaning
DI'll tell you something about my Agood name
It's mine alone to Bmdisgrace
I don't care to all these Gvipers dressed in emperor's clothing
BmGod save the most Gjudgemental creeps
Who say they want what's Abest for me
Sanctimoniously performing soliloquies I'll never Bmsee
Thinking it can Gchange the beat
Of my heart when he Atouches me and counteract the chemistry
And undo the D Adestiny
You ain't gotta Bmpray for me
He's my Gwild boy and I'm his wild joy
D A If all you want is Bmgrey for me
Then it's just Gwhite noise, this is my choice
D There's a lot of people in town that I
A Bestow upon my fakest smiles
Bm Scandal does funny things to pry but brings Glovers closer
D We came back when the heat died down
A Went to my parents and they came around
Bm All the wine moms are still holding out
But Gxxxx 'em, it's over
And DI'm dancing in my dress in the sun
G And even my daddy just loves him
AI'm his lady
And Goh my god you should see your faces
DTime, doesn't it give some perspective?
G I know you can't come to the wedding
AI know he's crazy, but he's the Gone I want
D I'll tell you something Aright now
You ain't gotta Bmpray for me
He's my Gwild boy, and I'm his wild joy
D-He was chaos, he was Arevelry-
If all you want is Bmgrey for me
Thatt's just Gwhite noise, it's my choice
D A Screaming, "But Daddy, I love Bmhim
I'm having his Gbaby
No I'm Dnot but Ayou should see your Bmfaces"
But Goh my god you should see your faces
D A Bm G