If you weren't Am born with it
You can buy a couple G ornaments
Just be sure to read the F warning, kids
Cause pretty soon you'll be C bored of it (ah, ah) F
Am Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel G sexual
You can always call up a F professional
They stick pins in you like a C vegetable (ah, ah)
Am Kids forever, kids forever
G Baby soft skin turns into leather
F Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
Am Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is G it true that pain is beauty?
F Does a new face come with a warranty?
C Will a pretty face make it better?
Am Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
G How did you afford her surgery?
F Do you swear you'll stay forever
C Even if her face don't stay together
Am Even if her F face don't C stay together
If you want a little more Amconfidence
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's Gcommon sense
All you need's a couple more Fcondiments
And a hundred thousand dollars for some Ccompliments
It's Amsuch a waste
When little girls grow into their Gmothers face
But little girls are learning how to Fcut and paste
And pucker up their lips until they Csuffocate
Am Kids forever, kids forever
G Baby soft skin turns into leather
F Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
Am Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is G it true that pain is beauty?
F Does a new face come with a warranty?
C Will a pretty face make it better?
Am Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
G How did you afford her surgery?
F Do you swear you'll stay forever
C Even if her face don't stay together
Am Even if her F face don't C stay together
Am Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is G it true that pain is beauty?
F Does a new face come with a warranty?
C Will a pretty face make it better?
Am Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
G How did you afford her surgery?
F Do you swear you'll stay forever
C Even if her face don't stay together
Am Do you swear you'll stay forever
G Even if her face don't stay together
F Even if her face don't stay together
Am G F C
